Installing Husband 1.0

I got this humorous story from a forwarded email. This is indeed perfect for both husband and wife. I hope you’ll enjoy this funny conversation. God bless!!!

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,


Air Day

Be aware that on April 4, 2009, Saturday, will be the 1st ever AIR HOUR. Hold your breath for 1 hour 8:30-9:30pm to save oxygen and mother earth. Start practicing now. Please cooperate!!! This is for our own good! – source: forwarded text message