Installing Husband 1.0
I got this humorous story from a forwarded email. This is indeed perfect for both husband and wife. I hope you’ll enjoy this funny conversation. God bless!!!
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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Call Unto Me
“Call unto Me and I will answer you and show you great and mighty things which you know not.”
Jeremiah 33:3
It’s a simple act that requires simple trust.
“Call unto Me.”
Picture yourself stranded on a desert island or shipwrecked at sea. At first, your dire straits leave you filled with fear and frantic for someone to rescue you. Onshore, you begin gathering driftwood and carefully spell out the letters “SOS” on the shore. Adrift, you begin scanning the horizon in search for a ship that might be passing by.
But, the hours pass and no plane or ship.
The hours become days. The days become weeks. The weeks become months. And, the months become years.
Still no plane overhead and no ship anywhere in sight.
Slowly, ever so slowly, your hopes begin to dim. You still give an occasional glance upward or outward (just in case). But, you’ve pretty much resigned yourself that the possibility of your rescue grows slimmer with each passing day. And, your cries for help have long-since ceased as you wait for the “inevitable:” Starvation, drowning or shark attack.
On Calling Upon the Lord
“. . .then began men to call upon the Name of the Lord.”
Genesis 4:26b
There’s never a wrong time or place to do it.
Isn’t it amazing how there are times the Lord sneaks up on you when you least expect it? Such is the case with today’s Manna—for the context is Eve’s giving birth to her third son, Seth, whom God gave her to replace Abel, who was murdered by his brother, Cain (Gen. 4:1-8, 25-26a).
Suddenly, out of nowhere, we find the words “. . .then began men to call upon the Name of the Lord.” Does this mean no one had called upon Him before? No, not at all—for Abel knew God’s heart well enough to know what type of sacrifice would please Him (v.4). So, we can rest assured He communed with the Heavenly Father, even though nothing’s recorded about it.
Likewise, we must assume Adam and Eve continued crying out to God even after they were expelled from the Garden of Eden (Gen. 3:22-24). That’s why Eve said “I have gotten a man from the Lord” (4:1). And, the same is implied when she said of Seth, “For God has appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew” (v.25).
But, the insertion of today’s Manna by Moses into the text leads us to believe Seth’s lineage was a Godly one that longed to know Him and do His will. Later on Enoch would be born and “walked with God and was not—for God took him” (5:22, 24). And, three generations later Noah was born and he, too, “was a just man, perfect in his generations and walked with God” (6:9).
The Request God Always Hears
“And he trembling and astonished said, ‘Lord, what will You have me to do’?”
Acts 9:6a
Once we realize this, we’ll see our effectiveness in praying increase.
His request was a simple one: “Lord, what will You have me to do?” Yet, it was in immediate response to the answer to his first one: “Who are You, Lord? And the Lord said, ‘I Am Jesus, Whom you persecute. . .’” (v.5a).
How different our prayers (and requests) would be if we always remembered to Whom we’re praying. How much more power we’d have in our lives if we remembered Who’s indwelling our hearts (Jn. 11:25-26).
No wonder Saul was “trembling and astonished.”
Suddenly, he was confronted face-to-Face with the Risen Lord Himself. And, suddenly, he realized his zeal for the Law was mistaken and misplaced. In persecuting those early born-again saints he’d actually been “persecuting the Lord Himself” (vv.4, 5a)!
New Year’s Prayer
“And it came to pass that, as He was praying in a certain place, when He ceased, one of His disciples said unto Him, ‘Lord, teach us to pray. . .’.”
Luke 11:1a
“Lord, teach us to pray,”
The disciple said that day,
As they watched Jesus praying to His Father,
In a most intense and trusting way.
Flowery words and stilted phrases
The Lord Jesus did not use;
Instead, as a child talking with his father
Was the manner of praying He did choose.
For sure there was adoration
For the Glory of His Father;
Trivial pursuit and meaningless words—
For Christ, He did not bother.
Four Errors Of Many Christians In Using Speaking In TonguesFour
The following errors are just my personal observation and to what we have learned from our study.
They Require All Members To Speak In Tongues
Many churches especially in many pentecostal churches, require their member to speak in tongues. In fact, my brother had a brief debate with one pentecostal friend who says that it is a must for every christian to speak in tongues since it is a manifestation of the presence of the Holy Spirit.
As we have learned, it is the Holy Spirit who gives different gifts to each one “as he determines”. This simply means that acquiring the gift of the Holy Spirit is beyond our control since it is given as a gift and as the Holy Spirit determines.
They Speak In Tongues All Together At The Same Time
We will talk a whole chapter of propriety in worship later. But I believe that this point is obviously in contrast to what we have learned. Based on the things that I personally witnessed and for the things that can be seen on the internet and televisions, it is very important to note that many christians have neglected propriety in worship.
Most often, these people say that there is an uncontrollable power that engulfs their body. Some of them fell asleep and do things which are unnatural. And when they wake up, they claim that they don’t know what just happened.
First, God is a God of order and of peace. As we have learned, the Bible always promote orderliness in worship. This is very true even at the very beginning as he gives instruction to people. Some good examples is when He gave instructions to Noah in building the Ark and in building the Tabernacle.
Secondly, it doesn’t mean that we are filled by the Holy Spirit that we can no longer be aware and control our physical being. Being filled by the Holy Spirit means that the Holy Spirit is at works in our lives which is visible through natural behavior, actions, and words which is in contrast to the uncontrollable, unknown to us and unnatural behavior, actions and words of someone who claims to be filled by the Holy Spirit.
Behold, He Prays
“And there was a certain disciple at Damascus, named Ananias. And, to him said the Lord in a vision, ‘Ananias.’ And he said, ‘Behold, I am here, Lord.’ And the Lord said unto him, ‘Arise, and go into the street which is called Straight and enquire in the house of Judas for one called Saul, of Tarsus—for, behold, he prays’.”
Acts 9:10-11
Whether it be the last day of the year or the first, may this also be said of us.
“Behold, he prays.”
Ananias, whose name means “God is gracious,” was already a disciple of Christ when today’s Manna occurred. We know little else about him other than what we read in vv.10-19, but what we do know is a beautiful picture of love, surrender and faith in the face of fear.
Damascus, the oldest continually-inhabited city in the world and located northeast of the Sea of Galilee and Mt. Hermon in northern Palestine, is mentioned frequently throughout the Old Testament. Founded by Uz, the grandson of Shem, it was one of the cities Abraham passed through on his way from Ur to Canaan (Gen. 11:31; 12:4) and was the home of Eliezer, Abraham’s faithful servant (Gen. 15:2).
But, none of its references in Scripture is more noteworthy than this beautiful story of Ananias’ encounter with Saul of Tarsus, this one who so severely persecuted the early followers of the Risen Lord. It’s clear Ananias knew his reputation (vv.13-14) and likely feared for his own life. However, when Jesus told him what had happened (vv.11-12) and how He would use him (vv.15-16), the trusting servant immediately went his way, found the broken, blind Saul, laid hands on him and tenderly called him “Brother Saul” (v.17a).
A Completed Life
“Then took he Him up in his arms and blessed God and said, ‘Lord, now let your servant depart in peace, according to Your Word—for my eyes have seen Your Salvation, which You have prepared before the face of all people: A light to lighten the Gentiles and the Glory of Your People, Israel’.”
Luke 2:28-32
It matters not who you are, how old you are or what’s happened in your life; once this happens, everything else is truly the proverbial “Icing on the cake.”
Simeon, whose name means “God hears,” knew his name was well-given that day when he held the Christ-child in his hands. There’s little doubt he was on up in years, partly because of his words “Lord, now let your servant depart in peace.” Likewise, there’s no doubt He was a man of faith and fidelity: “And, behold, there was a man in Jerusalem, whose name was Simeon—and the same man was just and devout” (Lk. 2:25a).
Yet, that information is secondary to the phrase “And the Holy Ghost was upon him” (Lk. 2:25b).
We must remember the Holy Spirit had not yet come in power on God’s People, for that would not occur until the Day of Pentecost some 33 ½ years later (Acts 2:1ff). Even so, certain individuals, like Simeon, were filled with the Holy Ghost during their service to the God of Abraham and walked with Him even as Enoch and Noah did (Lk. 1:15; Gen. 5:22, 24; 6:9).
Mary’s Mental Musings
“But Mary kept all these things and pondered them in her heart.”
Luke 2:19
So often God’s greatest truths are piecemeal, but oh how sublime when they begin to fall into place.
A mother is a special creation of God. Unlike fathers, who express their love in different ways, a mother seemingly has a special, God-given knack for observing details. Perhaps it’s because she carried that child in her womb for nine months, feeling him/her kick during the night while daddy slept.
Or, maybe there’s a special relationship because the developing child’s life is totally depend upon hers.
Regardless, we shouldn’t be surprised that “Mary kept (Grk. ‘suntereo’—‘to keep closely together, to conserve from ruin, remember, observe, guard against loss, etc.’) all these things and pondered (Grk. ‘sumballo’—‘to combine, converse with, meditate upon, etc.’) them in her heart.”
Simply put, she “chewed the cud” on everything from the time of Gabriel’s arrival to Jesus’ birth in the stable to the shepherds’ arrival and beyond (Lk. 2:51).
We know not if she kept a diary; but, it’s certain she kept mental notes. Like looking at a photo album and remembering the various “seasons of life” (Eccl. 3:1-8), Mary began weaving all of the various events and experiences into a beautiful mosaic. And, even though it wouldn’t be until after Jesus’ Resurrection and Ascension that all of the pieces of His Jigsaw Puzzle (Who He was/is and what He came to do) would fall into place, she still knew He was special and she was “highly favored (graced)by the Lord and supremely blessed among all women” (Lk. 1:28).
Dear Pilgrim, shouldn’t we do the same in our own lives?
If we’ve truly been born from above, should we continue living a “much to do about nothing” life. . .always engaging in trivial pursuit. . .whiling away our time instead of “redeeming it” (Eph. 5:16; Col. 4:5). . .instead of “contemplating the Christ,” Who came all the way from Heaven to die in our place on the Cross?
No doubt Mary had a significant role in sharing the Christ-Story with Jesus’ Apostles. We must remember the Gospel writers weren’t around that night in Bethlehem and there were no recording devices (e.g., video cameras, cassette recorders, etc.) to capture those events.